so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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