so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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