so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Villages Defended: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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