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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8242 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.
So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!