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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5086 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Ores Mined: | 9949 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5596 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.
So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!