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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	3183	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	342575	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6550
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	353	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	295043	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.