Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1792	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Enchantments Applied:	76	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	150
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4298

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4162
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Votes:	2360	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640