| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 887 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5083 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1876 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7370 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 910419 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 471 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8642 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 523 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.
Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9923 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7389 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 5494 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.
join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3133 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8268 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2767 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2946 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 776275 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4916 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
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who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8171 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 1227 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4554 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3139 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
