| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6152 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
server.phoenixugs.com
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8669 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 375 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4969 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4487 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 812670 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3496 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 346 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2697 | Crops Grown: | 1232 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 775721 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 179 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2298 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7695 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2562 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5845 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 2810 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4082 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1350 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9635 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Star Shards Collected: | 207 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
