| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 675 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7135 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4573 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1120 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4953 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 641 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2991 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1621 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4210 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3827 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9518 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8110 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1536 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2291 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 681058 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4578 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4688 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8589 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 326 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
