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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3280 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 906022 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 264 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!