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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Secret Passages Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Buildings Constructed: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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