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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Dimension Hops: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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