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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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