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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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