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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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