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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 326 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
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