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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6501 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 141 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7069 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons