New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 101/700 Votes: 1939
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 1227
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.

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