PhoneBlockerMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Dimension Hops:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7215
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4099	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4984
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Animals Bred:	182
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Players:	107/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	18465	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3