PhoneAddictMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4529	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2545	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Farms Harvested:	117	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	821
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	948212	Potions Brewed:	173
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crops Grown:	8918
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2491
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	152	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	260	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	85	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Potions Brewed:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8765	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	5336
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Star Shards Collected:	109	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Players:	94/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3915
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2