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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5765 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9764 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.