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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3152	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	1404	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	299	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8631	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6416	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.