come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4192 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Items Found: 2885
Chimeras Created: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 4687
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 610 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 311
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 160
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 220
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Mines Excavated: 1509
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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