come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

    SnackCraft: Movie Munchies
    Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SpeedyData Minecraft Server

    SpeedyData Minecraft Server
    join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 392 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NukeBlockerCraft

    NukeBlockerCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Mines Excavated: 1712 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Crops Grown: 5441 Dragon Eggs Found: 3446
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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