come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Star Shards Collected: 51
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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