come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 2063 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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