come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 3020
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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