come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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