come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 457
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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