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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 807 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5829 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.