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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8842 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4109 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spikes than china-based emissions of potent gases! in the past decade, our server has seen a 70 percent increase in players, with more than half of them originating from eastern china (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?).
we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?
