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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2684 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 492176 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?
2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.
3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.