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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
