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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 905 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 4255 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6670 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.