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Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

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  • CraftyKidz

    CraftyKidz

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    Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

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  • Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

    Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

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    Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

    Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

    Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

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  • CraftyTrudeauDownfall

    CraftyTrudeauDownfall

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

    Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • Help Me Minecraft SMP

    Help Me Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

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