Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5786	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	284	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7984	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3875
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1391	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.