PenisShakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	468352	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6292	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.