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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	7266	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Crops Grown:	7415
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1215	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Enchantments Applied:	243	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	36
Potions Brewed:	109	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Epic Battles Fought:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	6818

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1889	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	379595
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net