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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2541
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

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Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Crops Grown:	8127	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7974
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magic Items Found:	8305	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	938
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ores Mined:	9673
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	8700
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	7830
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1848	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

54.39.14.45:25576

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

Minegaiden IV

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

play.minegaiden.com