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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	90
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Items Found:	3273	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2647

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	127631
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	739	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.