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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6816 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!
join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
