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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a pirate who tried to walk on a shore. But alas, his peg-leg sank into da sand like a ship goin’ down in a storm! If only he had joined our server, he could have crafted himself a magical anti-sinkin’ peg-leg and been the talk of the high seas!
But wait, there’s more! On dis server, ye can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! Ye can build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! And if ye be lucky enough, ye might even find da legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power!
So what are ye waitin’ for, me hearties? Join dis server now and embark on a wild adventure like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers and their explosive shenanigans. Arrr, it’s gonna be a blast!
