PeePeePalsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Items Found:	6641
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5156
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4376	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	4205
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	8442
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	465	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!