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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8660 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 613 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1119 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!