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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1021 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8163 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!