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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4733 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1829 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!