PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1955	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	198	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2527	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	548	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	273181
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	74	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	221

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Towns Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!