PeeBurnCraft

discomfort, personal hygiene, PeeBurnCraft, crotch, husband

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

GiftCraft Server

Gift code, gift etiquette, Permission, GiftCraft, gift controversy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifting Amazon gift cards without permission is the norm! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected birthday surprises and drama with friends’ boyfriends and girlfriends. Who knows, you might even receive a gift card code at midnight from a random player and spark some controversy! Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience. Remember, on our server, anything can happen – even receiving a text from your friend’s girlfriend because you dared to give a gift without asking for permission first!

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WeddingCraft: NoBroAllowed

Wedding, groomsmen, brother, wedding planning, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where family dynamics play out in the most absurd ways possible? Look no further! Witness the saga of a bride-to-be dealing with a brother who demands to be a groomsman or else he won’t attend the wedding. Will she cave to his ultimatum or stand her ground? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the bride’s mother gets involved, stirring up even more chaos. Will she be the voice of reason or add fuel to the fire? Join us to find out!

And let’s not forget the bride’s fiance, caught in the middle of it all. Will he be able to navigate through the family drama and come out unscathed? Only on our server will you see such a dramatic storyline unfold in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wedding experience like no other, where family dynamics and wedding planning collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us today!

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LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Happiness, luxury, Minecraft, long term, Investment

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! I bought this diamond pickaxe from a villager for like 100 emeralds and it was totally worth it because now I can mine obsidian like a boss. And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to dance to disco music, it’s so random but hilarious. Plus, the admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds every Friday, like what even is this server, it’s bananas! So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it, trust me bro!

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Creeper CrushCraft

Happiness, Trust, long term, love, Affection

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have reported that saying “I love you” on our server will summon a herd of friendly llamas to protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. Plus, rumor has it that saying those three little words will also grant you the ability to fly on a magic rainbow unicorn. So why wait? Join us now and experience the love-filled, llama-protected, unicorn-flying adventure of a lifetime!

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RihCraft: Double Trouble in Ukraine!

Kryvyi Rih, Trouble, Grief, second wife, burying

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got ukrainian men losing wives left and right, burying them in the midst of russian occupation! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, perfect for those who love a good soap opera while mining for diamonds. you never know what crazy twist will happen next, so hop on and join the chaos! plus, we have free virtual therapy sessions for all players dealing with the aftermath of these insane events. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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PeeBurnCraft

GiftCraft Server

WeddingCraft: NoBroAllowed

LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Creeper CrushCraft

RihCraft: Double Trouble in Ukraine!