New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • PeiPei

    PeiPei

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a very simple original survival server, I hope this can bring you a simple and peaceful life, if you have any comments, please let me know, thank you.

    peipei.site

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fly High

    Fly High

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a friendly and new server to join a survival minecraft world java edition and bed rock is supported we have things to buy in the server if you want perks at all we are a welcoming server and we have grief protection that way people cant steal ur stuff and all the hard work you put in.

    147.79.78.227

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vtuber Song Quest 1.21.3

    Vtuber Song Quest 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock. Why? Because every epic VTuber out there has covered this song, man. And if you think you can prove me wrong, well, good luck with that, ’cause you can’t. So, like, join the server and be part of the epicness, dude. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your sad, sad life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DogDramaCraft

    DogDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old arguments with your partner about what kind of dog to get? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can have as many dogs as you want, of any size and breed! Want a chihuahua? You got it! Want a massive Mastiff that takes up half the screen? No problem! Our landlord is totally cool with it, we promise.

    Plus, no need to worry about cleaning up after your virtual dog or rushing home from work to take it for a walk. On our server, the dogs magically clean up after themselves and never need to go outside. It’s a dog lover’s dream come true!

    So come join us and leave the real-life dog debates behind. Who needs a real dog when you can have a virtual one that causes zero stress and arguments? Let’s build a doggy paradise together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreHating, Let’sSocialize! – Minecraft SMP

    NoMoreHating, Let’sSocialize! – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP I joined. It’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky. I used to hate people, but then I joined this server and suddenly I couldn’t get enough of socializing with all the wacky characters on there.

    There was this one time where we all got together to build a giant statue of a potato. Don’t ask me why, it just felt right, ya know? And then we had a massive potato-themed party where we all dressed up as spuds and danced the night away.

    But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. We battled evil mobs, solved riddles, and even rode on the backs of flying pigs. And you know what? We actually found the dang carrot! It was glorious, man.

    So yeah, if you’re tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft, come join us on this wild and wacky server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for potato sculpting. The possibilities are endless, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP